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Vaginal eggs aren’t supported by science. Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop just settled a lawsuit for promoting them.

The wellness company agreed to pay more than $100,000

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September 6, 2018 at 4:22 p.m. EDT

Adapted from a story by The Washington Post’s Amy B. Wang.

Think the idea of inserting an egg-shaped stone into your vagina to “get better connected to the power within” sounds questionable? Scores of consumers — and prosecutors — do.

Goop sells vaginal eggs, and according to a consumer protection lawsuit filed by state prosecutors representing 10 California counties, the company’s previous claims that eggs “increase vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general” aren’t grounded in actual science.

On Wednesday, state officials and Goop announced that they had settled the suit, with Paltrow’s company agreeing to pay $145,000 in civil penalties.

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Hard-to-believe benefits, followed by backlash

Give Goop $66 and you can you buy dark nephrite jade egg, which allegedly brings increased sexual energy and pleasure. Or, for $55, there is the “heart-activating” rose quartz egg, for those who want more positive energy and love. Per Goop, women are supposed to insert said eggs into their vaginas and keep them there for varying periods of time, sometimes overnight.

Last year, the Goop website published a Q&A with “beauty guru/healer/inspiration/friend Shiva Rose” touting the products under the headline “Jade Eggs for Your Yoni.” Rose described the use of the eggs as “an incredible, secret practice” by concubines in ancient Chinese temples.

“This practice is nearly as old as time — many find value in it, even if modern-day research hasn’t caught up yet (or the practice will never catch its attention),” the page stated, simultaneously brushing off any critics and creating an aura of protective mysticism around the eggs. Further down in the Q&A, Rose recommends tips for maintaining a jade egg: “If you feel like it’s been drained of energy, recharge it in the full moon just the way you would a crystal.”

Last year, a California OB/GYN wrote a lengthy open letter to Paltrow, blasting the eggs and their purported benefits as “the biggest load of garbage I have read on your site since vaginal steaming.”

“But hey, you aren’t one to let facts get in the way of profiting from snake oil,” Jen Gunter wrote. “The claim that they can balance hormones is, quite simply, biologically impossible. Pelvic floor exercises can help with incontinence and even give stronger orgasms for some women, but they cannot change hormones. As for female energy? I’m a gynecologist and I don’t know what that is!?”

Gunter also warned that sleeping with a jade egg in one’s vagina could lead to bacterial vaginosis or toxic shock syndrome — and that it was an equally bad idea to walk around with them inside.

“Imagine how your biceps muscle (and then your shoulders and then your back) might feel if you walked around all day flexed holding a barbell? Right, now imagine your pelvic floor muscles doing this.”

If Paltrow was moved by the professional medical advice, it wasn’t reflected on Goop’s website last year, which published a follow-up letter to the editor titled ”12 (More) Reasons to Start a Jade Egg Practice” that hit back at jade egg critics for “sexually shaming a woman for sharing her personal experience.”

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Legal challenges

A year later, the consumer protection lawsuit in California may have finally succeeded in persuading Goop to tone it down. Although the eggs are still available for sale on Goop’s website, gone are the claims on the product pages themselves that they will balance hormones or regulate your menstrual cycles.

Specifically, the suit called out Goop’s jade egg, its rose quartz egg and its “Inner Judge Flower Essence Blend” as products “whose advertised medical claims were not supported by competent and reliable science,” according to the Santa Clara County district attorney’s office. For example, the flower essence blend had been marketed as a blend of essential oils that could ward off depression.

According to California officials, those who purchased either of the eggs or the flower essence from Goop between Jan. 12 and Aug. 31 of last year are entitled to full refunds, if they contact customerservice@goop.com or 1-844-WTF-GOOP. (Yes, that is the real phone number.)

However, the Q&A with Rose and the letter to the editor recommending people start using jade eggs remain on Goop’s website. Although not technically part of the product pages, the Q&A and other articles on Goop.com continue to claim that the eggs “cultivate sexual energy, clear chi pathways in the body, intensify femininity, and invigorate our life force. To name a few!” Disclaimers at the bottom of the articles, added before the settlement, states they are for informational purposes only and not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice.

And Goop maintained in a statement that the settlement does not indicate any liability on their part but, rather, an “honest disagreement” that the company wanted to settle “quickly and amicably.”