If all had gone as planned, history would have been made Friday with the first all-female spacewalk at the International Space Station. On Tuesday, NASA announced it was scrapping that plan. Why? Because they didn’t have enough space suits designed for smaller frames that typically characterize the female body.
To be clear, the number of medium-size spacesuits needed was two. And NASA even clarified that it had two on board, but only one was in a “readily usable configuration.” It is easier to swap out astronauts than to configure spacesuits, NASA said, so that’s the decision that was made — ignoring how excited land-dwellers may have been about the spacewalk’s significance.
In the wake of this less-than-interstellar end to Women’s History Month, a 2018 tweet from the NASA History Office has re-orbited, indicating the agency has historically had other issues with the whole women-in-space thing.
Below is a photo of Kathryn D. Sullivan, the first female astronaut to go on a spacewalk, on Oct. 11, 1984. Can you tell whether she is wearing space makeup?
Here is Sullivan in 1981 being asked how she reacted to the news she would be trained to become an astronaut.
I. WAS. IN. THE. MIDDLE. OF. WRITING. A. PHD. THESIS.
Quantities appear to be a recurring issue when it comes to women in space. In addition to too few suits, NASA officials wanted to send Sally Ride to space with too many tampons. In a profile of Ride in The American Prospect, Ann Friedman wrote:
“Tampons were packed with their strings connecting them, like a strip of sausages, so they wouldn’t float away. Engineers asked Ride, ‘Is 100 the right number?’ She would be in space for a week. ‘That would not be the right number,’ she told them.”
(Women generally use about 20 tampons per menstrual cycle.)
And when Ride disembarked with the rest of her crew after her first space flight, the NASA protocol office presented her with a bouquet of flowers. She refused to accept them.
To be fair, the media also did a legendarily bad job as women became astronauts. The Globe referred to the six women in the astronaut class of 1978 as “the Glamornauts” and “eye-popping space gals.” Astronaut Shannon Lucid was repeatedly asked how her children were coping with her decision to go into space, and Ride was asked if she would cry, according to historian Amy E. Foster in her book “Integrating Women Into the Astronaut Corps: Politics and Logistics at NASA.”
Male astronauts can thank women for joining them in space for at least one particular reason. It meant the installation of the first toilets onboard a spacecraft. Previously, men relieved themselves into plastic bags. “The Shuttle contractors made it a priority to design a toilet that would work well for all astronauts,” Foster wrote.
Would that it were the same for “readily usable” spacesuits.